nags of a similar ilk

"Argh! I was two-outed!"

"What?"

"It's been a long time since I've been two-outed."

"What's two-outed?"

"When only two cards in the deck can beat your hand, and he gets one of them."

pause

"Well, I guess it's better than being one-outed."

"Heh. Marginally."