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"Only what you take with you."

Blog Yeah, kitt finished writing this at 12:12 on 1 November 2022

Watched the Obi Wan Kenobi saga on Disney Plus earlier, S1:E3 Part III most recently. It had a scene in it where the dialog went something like,

Obi Wan: "What have you become?"
Vader: "I have become what you have made me."

To which I thought, "You narcissistic asshole. You had choices. You made your choices. F'ing own your choices instead of blaming other people for your shitty life choices, you f--k."

And when the smoke cleared from the mask, I saw my own face.

More Crap Screen Writing

Blog kitt decided around 11:37 on 1 November 2017 to publish this:

I really need to start my site at "Who Writes This Crap?" I mean, "DC's Legends of Tomorrow" is a gold mine for WTF? moments in character dialog and action.

I'm like 5 minutes into the first episode. So far, a guy from the future comes back to the past, our present, and grabs 8 people with some sort of power. He then starts his “join me to save the world” talk. Of course, a couple are suspicious, "I don't do the hero thing." So, Future Boy decides to appeal to the ego.

“All of you are more than heroes, you’re legends.”

Fine, appealing to the ego of the powerful person, laws 13 and 32, I see that.

The “professor” guy of the group says, "Wait, to be a legend you have to be dead."

WELL NO SHIT, PROFESSOR. THIS GUY IS FROM THE FUTURE. OF COURSE YOU ARE DEAD.