What Would You Pay Me?

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A tale that relates my offering Lucas $20 to eat a ball of wasabi, and the follow up 6 years later with a second offer of $20 to Rhys to eat a ball of wasabi. Which one succeeded in keeping that wasabi in and down?

Half Empty, Half Full.

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There are two days each year that are important to me to celebrate: my birthday and Thanksgiving. There are many other days that are important to celebrate for various reasons, these are the two that are important to me.

Journey of a Day in June

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Looking at photos on my phone, I came across a picture of Snooks and me, from ten years ago to the day. I checked here, and realized I hadn't posted the picture here. So, I corrected that, then wondered how consistent I was about posting on any specific day, June 19th in particular. Let's just say, inconsistent at best: 7 of the last near 22 years.

Three Things to Consider and One to Do When You See a Slow Runner

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You're going along, walking the dog, running by yourself, driving by, or maybe zooming by on a bike, and you see a slow runner. They could be old, they might be young. They might be small or large or even huge. They may have the most f'ing awful stride or move with the grace of a ballerina. They may be fashionably sporty, practically dressed, or running in jeans and flip flops.

Move Your Brand to an Accessible Place Already

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Again, why the fuck do people and brands use Instagram for their marketing without putting in the effort of building their own website and SEO? I would very much like to buy your shit, but you have the information locked behind a fucking login that I will not use. I am not alone in trying to find your information and being blocked by a fucking login.

Work out that Anger

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Zoe: "Well, I have good news. If you want to work out some anger, my face is all numb, you can punch me in the face."

Me: "Girlfriend!"

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