Three Things to Consider and One to Do When You See a Slow Runner

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You're going along, walking the dog, running by yourself, driving by, or maybe zooming by on a bike, and you see a slow runner. They could be old, they might be young. They might be small or large or even huge. They may have the most f'ing awful stride or move with the grace of a ballerina. They may be fashionably sporty, practically dressed, or running in jeans and flip flops.

I do not want your thoughts to be, "Ha, beginner!"
I do not want your thoughts to be, "Why do they bother? They are so slow!"
I do not want your thoughts to be, "Get out of the way, slow ass MF."

Instead... do this.

Move Your Brand to an Accessible Place Already

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Again, why the fuck do people and brands use Instagram for their marketing without putting in the effort of building their own website and SEO? I would very much like to buy your shit, but you have the information locked behind a fucking login that I will not use. I am not alone in trying to find your information and being blocked by a fucking login.

Work out that Anger

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Zoe: "Well, I have good news. If you want to work out some anger, my face is all numb, you can punch me in the face."

Me: "Girlfriend!"

Small-Chested Big-Breasted Women Rejoice!

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TL;DR: If you have a small ribcage (= USDD), the sports bra you want is the Anita Extreme Control sports bra.

Funny Thing about Grief

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I went back up Mt. Wire today. Has been nearly a year and a half since I went up. I usually go to Red Butte and back down, which is ⅔ of the climb, and a very lovely hike. Today, I wanted to go to the top. I wanted to summit and see the tower again.

Happiness is a Choice

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There are many things I believe my dad gets wrong. I also believe my dad believes there are many things I get wrong.

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