Tax credits!

While on a walk with the dogs tonight, Kris and I walked past a huge house in the neighborhood where a family of six live.

"I hereby dub their extra two children, our contribution to society. There. We're done."

"How many kids do they have?"

"Four."

"They're probably Catholic."

"Indeed."

"We need to have more to dilute them!"

"Yeah, right."

"We do, we can have twenty!"

"Heh. That wouldn't wreck my body at all!"

"We could have five sets of quadruplets!"

"Uh huh."

"Think of the tax benefits!"

"That's me! A tax credit factory!"

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