Give up baseball?
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Written with a loving hand by kitt some time around 21:03 on 21 March 2007
"Who wrote this crap? Who in his right mind would ask a woman to give up everything she is, everything she loves, the very essence of her being, for him? I mean, how could you even ask that of someone?"
"Well, you start out with, 'Hey, bee-yotch!'"
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"Wait a second. You mean, if I asked, you'd give up baseball?"
"Baseball?"
"Yeah, baseball. Like, never talk about it. Never watch another game. Never read another book about baseball. Never draft another fantasy baseball team. You'd do it?"
"Well, if you started with, 'Hey, bee-yotch!'..."