Dodge this

I've been dodging the bullet known as Kris' sickness for the last week.

He's been home sick. He's been coughing and hacking and blowing snot all over the place for the last week, or so, and I've been avoiding getting sick somehow. I'm not sure quite how, though. He came home last Friday night with chills so bad his teeth were chattering and he wasn't able to speak.

Today, however, I realized that I failed to dodge completely, and was smacked upside the head with the sickness bullet that is Kris. If only he weren't so kissable, I wouldn't have had this problem. Is there anything really wrong with shoving him in the backroom, locking the door, and just passing meals in through the window, in order to stay healthy?

Yes?

Rats.

I'm staying home today.