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Restroom knowledge


You know, if the Starbucks' single-person restroom door was locked the first time you tried it, it'll probably be locked the second, third and fourth time, too. Pounding on the door is not going to make me crap any faster.

If you need something to do, go yell at the guy who used the restroom before me. He didn't bother to lift the seat, deciding that pissing all over the seat was a much better solution instead.