"We're getting rid of the refrigerator."
"You are? Why?"
"Eric thinks it's too loud."
"Oh, the irony."
Yeah, I could not stop laughing before my stomach ached from laughing so hard after that one. If you know Eric, this is very, very funny. Even he laughed, though he could have been laughing at my laughing. And I would have deserved it.
This evening, Eric decided that eating his vegetables would be a good thing.
So, he ate his carrots.
If only all vegetables were so tasty.