For My Next Experiment

Me: TSA "random" = pick Kitt

Him: FYI, it's your clothing. Mainly your pants. I bet if u did an experiment and changed the corduroy and tactical looking pants for women's tights, leggings, or yoga pants, you wouldn't get stopped. I'm serious.

So, this is my next experiment: wear skin-tight, camel-toe-showing, no-pockets (this part is the worst part of this whole experiment) bottoms, to see if THIS will finally break my "we are 'randomly' selecting you for additional search" streak.

Bonus challenge: "Star Wars leggings. Make it happen."