I May Never Eat Another Apple Again

Which is a shame, because apples are my favorite fruit. So much so, that my retirement plan for decades has included an apple orchard. Did I mention I work at my favorite fruit company? Associate that favorite with the fruit part, please. Apples have been a part of my life since I was 9 (wow, almost as long as Antarctica, go life!).

Buckle up, Future Kitt, we're going for a ride. You're going to want to remember this one.

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