This is a genre now?

Okay.

WHAT. THE. HELL?

Seriously now, there's a genre of books called "Teen Paranormal Romance" now?

Oh LOOK. They are ALL VAMPIRE BOOKS.

I wonder if they are all "he's so perfect, I'm so worthless," teach them to get pregnant when they're 18 because all babies are f'ing *perfect angels* ALL-THE-TIME crap.

GAH.

At least Christopher Pike varied his monsters.

Sheesh.