So, one of the great things about being around people is that you meet some incredibly interesting ones. A couple weeks ago, I was told the person two people away from me was a security guy and likely the only person my friend personally knew who was more paranoid and security conscious than I am. There are many many many people who are more paranoid about security than I am, but not that this friend knew. Said person two people over had also done a number of security things that I particularly liked, so I introduced myself to him.
"Hi, I'm Kitt. I'm told I love you."