Today's rant brought to you by Not Me™, if you can believe that.
Normally, Friday's here are "Bagel Fridays." For some reason, today is Donut Friday.
These people keep cutting 1/3rd off a donut, and taking it to there desk.
Sometimes even less.
MOTHERFUCKER, IF YOU FEEL THAT BAD ABOUT EATING DONUTS, DON'T EAT DONUTS. COMMIT TO THE SHIT. EAT A WHOLE GODDAMNED DONUT, AT THE VERY LEAST.
As a response, I have made 3 trips to the kitchen, to snag up all the fragmental donuts, which I put on a plate, bring back to my desk, and eat the remains.
Probably had about 5.666 donuts thus far. And the morning is still young.
Ten minutes later...
