dumb dog

Sit!

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"Bella, sit."

* ignore *

"Sit!"

* ignore *

"Bella, sit!"

* ignore *

"Bella, I fail to believe that your smelling my crotch while I'm peeing can possibly be anything enjoyable."

"For either of you, actually."

20 wasted minutes

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How is it that I do laundry every day, yet every morning when I'm getting dressed, I can't find any clean underwear?

Kris has a billion pairs of clean underwear, and at least a kabillion pairs of clean socks. But I spend twenty minutes every morning trying to find a single pair of undies for myself.

Clearly, the dog has been feasting again.