kittisms

Kittisms: What up, Homeslice

Book page Instead of being asleep at 10:49 on 4 February 2018, kitt created this:

Again, no idea where this came from, but I use it a lot in greetings with loved ones. "What up, Homeslice?"

Kittisms: Can confirm

Book page Instead of being asleep at 10:48 on 4 February 2018, kitt created this:

I don't know when I picked up this Kittism. I've been saying "can confirm" as a +1, agreed, yep substitute for a bit now.

Similar ones are "Concur." and "Can refute"

Kittisms: hi hi hi

Book page kitt decided around 15:08 on 20 March 2016 to publish this:

Typical greetings from Kitt include "Howdy!" and "Hi hi hi!"

The former is a family trait.

The latter is from Jake Klasky, who greeted everyone with, "hi hi hi!" when he was six.

Kittisms: HF

Book page Written with a loving hand by kitt some time around 08:23 on 11 April 2015

Holy Fuck

Kittisms: Personal Representative

Book page Posted by kitt at 22:24 on 4 October 2012

A "Personal Representative" is the persona a person projects when first meeting another person. It is an idealized version of oneself, typically with bad or undesirable traits suppressed, and good or desirable traits magnified or emphasized.

A personal representative typically doesn't stay around past "the honeymoon phase."

Related: the public face a person presents.

Kittisms: 13c

Book page Yeah, kitt finished writing this at 11:15 on 11 March 2010

Best seat to sit in on a Southwest Airlines flight.

It is in the section of the plane with the statistically highest survivor rate.

It is in the part of the plane with the highest stability.

It is in a row that most people will not think to sit in.

It is close enough to the front to deplane within a reasonable amount of time (as in, before becoming frustrated with the people in front of you not moving quickly enough).

It is far enough to the back to be open even if you're at the beginning of the B boarding group.

And it is an aisle seat.

Kittisms: ROAR

Book page Instead of being asleep at 22:24 on 28 February 2010, kitt created this:

Made up the ROAR acronym to explain Tyler's desire to play on an injured ankle:

Rapid Onset Adult Retardation

Also known as SOAR:

Sudden Onset Adult Retardation

Kittisms: VOA

Book page Yeah, kitt finished writing this at 15:38 on 3 November 2008

Voice of Authority.

Kittisms: BK

Book page Posted by kitt at 09:04 on 26 April 2008

B.K. - Before Kris

Kittisms: Projecting

Book page Yeah, kitt finished writing this at 22:18 on 5 May 2005
Projecting, according to the Merriam Webster online dictionary, verb uses, definition 8: 

8 : to attribute (one's own ideas, feelings, or characteristics)
to other people or to objects

I do this all the time, probably to my detriment. I project my situations and experiences onto other people all the time. I assume everyone is smarter, faster, more clever, prettier, and everything-else-er than I am.

I also tend to cross the net more than I should.

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