packrat

"You know, if I never see another happy bee, it'll be too soon. How does that song go? Something like a bumble bee? I'm something... I'm picking up my baby bumble bee? Yeah, that's it!

I'm picking up my baby bumblebee!
Won't my mommy be so proud of me?
I'm picking up my baby bumblebee!

...

What's next?"

"He bites you."

"Oh! That's right!

Hey! My bee bit me!

I'm squishing up my baby bumblebee!
Won't my mommy be so proud of me?
I'm squishing up my baby bumblebee!

Ew! That's gross!

I'm licking off my baby bumblebee!
Won't my mommy be so proud of me?
I'm licking off my baby bumblebee!

Wow, I haven't thought of that song in years!"

"You're not done."

"Huh?"

"Uh...

I'm puking up my baby bumble bee!
Won't my mommy be so proud of me?
I'm puking up my baby bumble bee!"

*laughter*

"How could I have forgotten that part?"

"That's the part the boys like."

"Ah."

I recently realized the best way to gather vaulting bonuses for Packrat. When you vault, if you have more than 5 cards remaining in your pack after vaulting, you receive one new vaulting bonus card in your pack.

If, however, you have fewer than 5 cards in your pack after vaulting, you will receive up to the five card minimum in your pack.

So, vault all of the cards currently in your pack (five being the easiest to vault, but, really, as long as it's all of the cards in your pack):

and you'll receive FIVE new vaulting-bonus cards:

including those extra special really awesome double headed serpent bonus cards. Whoo!

Have I mentioned how much I hate this game? Probably not recently.