I really need to be more up to date with today's language.
Sam just introduced me to the word bahookie. He was using it at loud volumes, telling me to move my bahookie. He turned to me and asked, "Do you know what bahookie means?"
"No. What does bahookie mean?"
"If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you."
Jackson, my three-two-weeks-shy-of-four year old nephew quickly answered, "It's your bottom!"
"Sshhhhhh!" Sam responded.
Google is clearly my friend. That, and the Urban Dictionary.
That four year old was right: