Kris: "Looks like Goldilocks showered here last."
Me, thinking, uh, Heather spent the weekend at our house while we were in Boston, "Why? Are there blonde hairs in the drain?"
"It looks like my towel was just right."
Realizing I had used his towel because mine was in the bedroom, "Ah. Well, uh, maaaaaaybeeeeeee."