Best poop of anyone

Blog kitt decided around 07:15 on 30 July 2008 to publish this:

I've decided I really like my poop. Not only do I poop fast, but it also comes out in very discrete groups, piles even, so that when I wipe, little comes off onto the paper as there's little there. Unlike some people, I think, I'm not smearing crap all over my butt.

And! It comes after announcing itself.