Pioneer lemonade
Blog Written with a loving hand by kitt some time around 17:19 on 1 June 2013I have no idea if we're actually going do Pioneer Month, where we survive a month eating only food we've grown or scavenged, but, well, today's lemonade would totally have qualified. The lemon "ice" cubes were made from juice from the trees in the front yard, and the sweetener was the honey from the last harvest.
Four lemon "ice" cubes, a knife dipped into the honey jar, water and a swirl.
I'm cracking up at my use of quotes around ice.
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MicroBlog Written with a loving hand by kitt some time around 12:39 on 24 May 2013This person won at life
Blog Yeah, kitt finished writing this at 15:25 on 4 May 2013As Liza, Maeryn, and I were driving from the Jamba Juice after our park adventure, they were happily drinking away, when I suddenly turned left into a driveway, backed out, and zoomed back the way we had just driven. They looked at me puzzled, but I had to confirm what I had just possibly seen. Did I? Had I? I had to know.
Turns out, I had seen what I thought I saw, and Oh. My. WOW!
What I saw:
The owner of this van has won at life.
Completely and totally won at life.
How so?
California standard issue license plates are of the format {number}{letter}{letter}{letter}{number}{number}{number} #AAA###. There are three letter combinations that are not used (KKK, SEX). The letters O and I (that's a capital i), are not allowed in the first or third letter positions, but are allowed in the middle letter position.
Consider the numbers that are used:
ZERO
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT
NINE
Of those, three are three letter words:
ONE
TWO
SIX
Two of those are discounted by the no-O-no-I-in-the-first-or-third-position rule.
So, there is exactly one number that can be spelled out on a license plate: SIX.
You see where this is going.
There are 8 * 26 * 26 * 26 * 10 * 10 * 10 (which is to say, 140608000) different standard issue license plate combinations. That first number is 8 and not 10 because 0 and 1 (that's a one, not an ell) are not used in the first number position.
The person with this van has the one plate in one hundred forty million license plates that can be read as "six six six six six".
That person won at life.
Though, really, she probably wishes she won the lottery instead, but we take our joys where we can.