Any time I want

When newly-issued standard California license plates, the ones of the form #AAA###, were close to 5N, Kris and I wondered who would see a 5NMU first. 5NMU was significant only in that the NMU matched the license plate of our S2000, which is a 4NMU.

After we started seeing plates past 5NMU, and the 5NMU became ever more elusive, we agreed on our amazing-feats bet reward for the first person to see a 5NMU.

Our amazing-feats reward came about at a Mischief tournament years ago, might have even been the first year of Mischief. I was sitting under a shade tent with Mark, while Kris was practicing his fakes and pivots in front of us. He faked a few times, as if he was going to throw the disc through the tent, before looking at me and asking, "What will you give me if I throw a score through the tent."

Without hesitation, my answer was, "A blow job on demand, any time you want it, for the rest of your life."

Instantaneously, Mark teleported from his seat next to me to a point just outside the endzone in the direction Kris had been faking. When I looked up surprised, he called back, "That's a prize I'll help any man win!"

Although Kris tried several times, hitting the tent pole many times and warping a few discs, he never managed to perfect his huck through the tent, and didn't attempt it in the game.

The offer, however, became our amazing-feats reward.

This morning on the way to VS, I spotted a silver Mercedes with a 5NMU plate. After confirming the vehicle's front plate, I became very excited. Kris blushed. I now, for the rest of my life, can demand oral sex from Kris at any point, and he has to comply.

This is going to be fun.

Way fun.