Flight to Chicago

OMG OMG. So, we're flying along, all nice and calm like, when all of a sudden, RUMBLE RUMBLE, YANK and we jerk hard to the left and drop. "Flight attendants, take your seats," we hear on the intercom, though I don't think he said "attendants." Seat belt light goes on, and rumble rumble more turbulence and we jerk to the eft again. My ipad nearly dumped on the floor, I'm getting nervous, women are crying out, everyone is fidgety. Calm.... calm... two minutes later, the seat belt light went off, captain comes on. "Sorry about the turbulence there, we needed to avoid hitting another plane. We should have smooth sailing the rest of the way to Chicago. We're going to turn off the seat belt light now."

Um...

Whee?