Okay, Twist My Arm

Since these two:

... are like 2000+ miles away and likely having their own adventure, it looks like I'll be having an adventure with these two this weekend:

Whatever you do, don't throw me into that briar patch (any of them!)!

Seriously, more parents need to take me up on the "Yes, I'll watch your kids for a couple days while you go have an adult weekend" offer, while the getting is good.