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Bizarro chest pains

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Great. Just great.

Been having bizarro chest pains since last night's ASA workout. They are similar to that sinking feeling you get when you're really stressed, and realize there was something REALLY IMPORTANT you forgot to do.

The problem is, I can't recall anything I forgot to do that I REALLY need to do now. Maybe if I figured out what it was, these pains would go away.

On a lighter note, had lunch with Kris. It was really nice to see him during the day, even if the BLTA wasn't exactly what I would normally have for lunch (but, damn, was it tasty!).

Session 7 of ASA's July MVP class

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Today was yet another rough day at ASA Baseball's MVP training class. I don't know why I'm never quite able to do this class. I often feel I'm just completely, terribly and permanently out of shape. Either that, or I need to do more on the off days.

Started with the usual ladder drills. Now there's something I think I should probably start doing every day. Along with situps, pushups, chinups, stretching, hamstring exercises and having sex.

  • LR RL LR RL ...
  • L-in R-top L-in R-bottom
  • Fast rotate R foot first (outside, straddling the ladder, rotate 90° putting L in box 1, R in box 2; rotate back to straddling, advance to put L in box 2, R in box 3; continue), followed by L foot first
  • Straddle L-in straddle R-in
  • Straddle L-in straddle R-in straddle together
  • R-L traversals: R-L to the left side of the ladder, R-L inside a box, R-L to the right of the box - I can never get this one right.
  • Might have been another one in there...

We worked with the big boxes to start the session. With three aligned in a row with a 24" space between them, jump over each quickly, then sprint at the end. I was totally psyched out, and kept pausing between the boxes. When I did manage to keep going, I was totally flailing.

Our next box exercise was jumping off one onto the floor, then immediately onto two stacked up. 2 sets of 10. Kris managed to leap onto three stacked up for his second set, though he missed one and scraped his shin really hard on the corner of the top box (leaving hair and flesh caught in the grain - ew!).

Because we were unable to complete the box jumps, we did mini-hurdle runs.

  • Facing left, land each foot between two hurdles; repeat facing right.
  • Both feet together, hop over each hurdle
  • Facing left, feet together, hop over each hurdle; repeat facing right.

Next came 2 sets of 3 exercise rotation: sumo walks, side to sides with sprints, toe touches on the box. The sumo walks were walk the length of the room crouched down, back at a 45° angle, feet in a wide-wide stance, pushing a weighted ball. For extra goodness, we had to hold a rubber tubing loop apart with our feet.

Side to sides were the standard ice-skater like movements, followed by a sprint at the end. We did two for each set. I thought the point of this exercise was to drop deep into the stance. I was mistaken: quickness is the way to go. So, I did much better on the second set.

I also need to work on keeping my arms in when I sprint. My elbows go out, and my arms will cross over my chest to get going fast. Better to keep the elbows in and move them directly straight back & forth.

The toe touches weren't difficult. The usual. At some point, however, during these sets of three exercises, I stood up quickly and had a head rush. It lasted longer than normal (I'd say, 15 seconds, which is 12 seconds longer than my head rushes normally last), which was strange and a bit disturbing.

The abs workout was different. More ball work than usual. Our first exercise involved sitting next to each other, about six feet apart, and tossing the 8# ball across the body at the other person. After, eh, about 20 passes, we rotated 180° and threw at each other again, working the other side.

Next we put our feet together, facing each other (still sitting on the floor), and did chest pass situps to each other. G had to hold our feet down for a while.

Next were back-to-back ball passes. I passed down each time, Kris passed up. The first was Kris' left shoulder to my left hip. Then we switched to his right shoulder down to my right hip. Unfortunately, I moved into his shoulder as he passed the ball, and was smacked right in the nose with the ball. It hurt a lot. Stood back up and continued, though.

Next we did standing ball tosses, from the hips, push out at the person standing about 12 feet away. The 8# ball was a little too much for me, so G and Kris did the first set, and I did a second set with G and the 6# ball.

Regular abs after that. Bicycle, Russian crunches, V ups, lower back, regular crunches, stretch.

Lisa steps in with a plyo workout.

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Today we did a session of Lisa's "Conditioning Program for Ultimate." The program is a Core/plyos/agility program, at the intermediate level for which base strength and fitness are assumed.

The focus of this session was:

  • Build lower-body explosiveness for optimal acceleration, change of direction, and jumping ability
  • Build core strength (esp obliques) for optimal performance and injury prevention

We started with a warm-up (approx 15 minutes):

  • Light cardio
    • Jog in place, for 60 seconds
    • Jumping jacks, for 60 seconds
    • Squat thrusts, for 60 seconds
      For these, start standing. Drop into a low squat, then place your hands on the ground. Next, thrusht your feet out behind you, so that you're in a push-up position. Hop back to put your feet back under you, hands still on the ground, then stand up.
    • Jog in place, for 60 seconds

  • Dynamic stretch
    Dynamic stretching is better for you when warming up than static stretching (where you ease into a position, then pull the muscles just a little past that position to stretch the muscle. Dynamic stretching is moving the muscles as you ease them into extended positions (like arm circles, leg swings, etc.). The trick, of course, is not to swing/stretch too far beyond the muscle's current flexibility (i.e. not more than a bare hint beyond).
    • Strides at 50% speed (4 x 100m)
    • Actively stretch legs, knees, ankles, hips, arms, shoulders, neck as needed

  • Form running:
    • High knees (2 x 40m, i.e. there and back)
    • Butt kicks (2 x 40m)
    • Side shuffle (2 x 40m, face same way there and back)
    • Carioca (cross-over grapevines) (2 x 40m, face same way there and back)
    • Exaggerated skip (2 x 40m)

Next we focused on Core work. The focus on this section was strong abs, flat back, and minimizing extraneous motion.

Although we did three sets of each of these, only one set was one of each at a time: one bicycle, then one of the three pushups, then one of the three planks. That's one. Do three.

  • Bicycle criss-cross (3 x 60 seconds)
    These differ from Gino's bicycles, and they are slow and controlled. Starting with the typical bicycle (lying on your back, hands behind head, lift left elbow to right knee, then switch lifting right elbow to left knee, repeat quickly), extend the lower leg out, touch elbow to knee, and breathe out. Then switch to the other leg. The trick on these is to extend the lower leg so that it is straight. That'll take time.
  • Push-up sequence (3 x 20)
    These were hard:

    • Regular
    • Rotational: start in a push-up up position. Balance on one hand and twist to put the other hand straight up into the sky. Look up. Twist back, returning to the original position. Switch arms and repeat. 20 = 10 left + 10 right.
    • Oblique: lie on your side, propped up on an elbow. Now, left your hips straight up and hold for 60 seconds. Ugh. Repeat for other side. If lifting from the feet is to hard, bend your knees so that when lifting you're balanced on knees and elbows.
  • Bridge sequence (3 x 60 seconds)
    The trick on these is to flatten your back before you lift up. That way, you've set your back position. If your lower back starts to hurt, this is bad. Drop back down to the ground, flatten your back to the ground, then lift back up.
    • static
    • lift arms overhead to the touch the ground over your head
    • alternate leg extensions - keep knees still!
  • Plank sequence (3 x 60 seconds)
    Lie on your stomach, then prop your elbows under you. Left your hips so that your body is straight. Yay!

    • set 1 = prone
    • set 2 = left side
    • set 3 = right side

And then we came to the meat of the workout, the plyometrics. Lisa had us working hard in this part! The focus of this part was power, balance, single-leg strength, and eccentric strength.

  • Jump-sprint combo: cycle through 2 sets of 5 each; sprint 40m after every 5 jumps
    • Knee tucks (2 x 5) : drive knees upward to chest
    • Squat jumps (2 x 5) : explode up as much as possible
    • Star jumps (2 x 5) : spread eagle: feel your massive hang time :
    • Split jumps (2 x 5) : land with same foot forward
    • Alternating lunge jumps (2 x 5) : land with alternate foot forward
    • Lateral bounds (2 x 5) : push off outside foot (single-leg)
    • Side hops (2 x 5) : back & forth jump over imaginary cone (double-leg)
    • Dip & sky (2 x 5) : grab the low disc then the high disc

  • Lunges and squats:
    • Lunge twists (2 x 40m) : twist outside for one set, inside for the other (single-leg)
    • Frog jump squats (2 x 40m) : standing broad jump: go for distance and soft landing (double-leg)

The last section of the workout was the agility section. It focused on acceleration and change of direction, both critical in ultimate.

  • Shuttle runs (10 x 5-10-5m) : stay low, push off hard
  • Explosions (10 x 40m) : from sprinter's position, accelerate, through finish-line tape at 25m, then coast

An active cool-down is important in preventing "pools" of blood from forming in muscles from a sudden cessation of exercise (the heart is pumping hard to get blood to the muscles, then the muscles suddenly don't need it).

  • Strides at 50% speed (4 x 100m)
  • Easy jog (5-10min)
  • Stretch, throw, drink water

Lisa had some extra notes in her summary of the workout:

    "In general, rest between reps should be close to zero. Rest between sets should simulate ultimate: sometimes longer, sometimes shorter. Use your judgment, but try not to always recover fully before moving to the next exercise."

How many women get excited about Dot?

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Well, we have a new score in the "Which will Kitt have more of this year: migraines or menstruations?" contest. My current tally is 5-3.

I have to wonder, though. How many women do you know actually get excited about having a period? I mean, really? One? Just me?

Getting back into the swing of it: July ASA Baseball

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Getting back into the swing of our plyos/conditioning classes at ASA Baseball is going to take a while. Lisa came to the class today. It was good to see her. She's been talking about coming for a long time now. I brought the fan again today. The breeze from the fan feels soooooo good! I'm glad I started bringing it. I think I may have to buy one for ASA, if they can't figure out to buy one themselves.

Started with ladders. Each ladder was done two times. The usual:

  • LR-RL-LR-RL
  • hop outside, hop inside
  • traversing the ladders facing the wall, L in, R on top, L in, R on bottom
  • ali shuffle
  • hopscotch: L, both outside
  • hopscotch: R, both outside
  • hopscotch: L, both outside, R, both outside, together, both outside
  • hip rotations: both outside, then twist 90° so that one foot is in square one, the other in square two, twist back so that both feet are outside, advance & twist so that one foot is in square two, the other in square three, continue.
  • hip rotations with the other foot leading
  • hip rotations alternating leading foot
  • L in, L out
  • R in, R out

Phew! We're warm now!

Running a gi-nor-mous shuffle circle (there may have been 20+ stations), shuffle one or two steps in, then back out to the next cone. Some of the shuffles required several steps, others were closer. We went clockwise, then counterclockwise. After the first set of clockwise/counterclockwise, we did it again, with a ball thrown at us, which we had to throw back. The weight of the ball increased from 6# to 8# as we did more sets.

We then did passing shuffles. Two people stood about 6' apart from each other and, following the starter's lead, shuffle the length of the room, pushing a medicine ball between each other. We shuffled down and back three times for one set. We did three sets.

Next was weighted walking lunges. Holding a weight with arms at about 90° (I did 25#), lunge walk the length of the room down and back, twisting with the weight on the lunge. The head stays looking front, only the torso twists. The first set was down and back twisting to the outside of the forward leg. The second set was twisting to the inside of the forward leg. The last set was twisting outside on the way down and inside on the way back.

Next was box jumps. We were taking it easy today, so we did eight jumps landing both feet, eight jumps landing right foot only, and eight jumps landing left foot only. I told Lisa the trick on landing on one foot is to pretend until the very last possible moment that you were going to land both feet. Otherwise, you'll balk or mess up some odd way. Gino enthusiastically agreed.

The last was abs. We did minimum 45 seconds of the usual suspects:

  • bicycles
  • russian crunches
  • V ups
  • 6" leg lifts
  • lower back
  • weighted balanced twists
  • opposite leg V ups
  • partner leg throw downs
  • partner push downs

Easing back into. Yeah. Right.

What is this "exercise" of which you speak?

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Note to self: do not take 4 weeks off from exercising and expect to be able to keep up with the ASA Baseball's MVP class.

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