What's up with the back cone?

Heard from the sideline at MPUL tonight.

Seven players on the line. One starts complaining about the lights in the back endzone (which is, admittedly, dark).

Player 1: And what's up with this endzone?

Player 2: What?

Player 1: That cone over there. It's all wonky.

Player 2: Oh.

You know, if the endzone is all wonky, walk over to the out-of-place cone and move it. How hard is it to fix the field? Certainly you and all the players on the field will benefit from the fix. Take some personal responsibilty.

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