My psych-up buddy is keeping tabs on me:
Subject: Bon Voyage
Spud see that you are leaving for Seattle this evening.
Spud sad that will not be able to deliver gifts to Susan Way in time.
Spud will reveal self at Regionals and give a plethora of surprises.
Keep checking your email...though Spud know you will with all your gadgetry.
Though, the humor value is great:
Subject: How did Spub change to Spud?
Spub = Secret Psyche-Up Buddy
Spud = Secret Psyche-Up Dumbass