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Getting organized - day 6

Blog Written with a loving hand by kitt some time around 23:31 on 13 January 2008

Today's Getting Organized tip read:

Day 6 Set the table for breakfast. Prep for your morning meal in the evening. Arrange your cereal-filled bowl, juice glass, coffee cup and utensils. In the A.M., just add liquids and chow. You'll avoid a depseration Danish en route to work, along with the extra calories.

Clearly the author of this tip doesn't have dogs, and definitely doesn't have beagles. Leaving food out overnight? Uh, that's as close to being sane as enjoying the sensation of white hot forks of displeasure.

Besides, pouring liquid into a bowl of cereal is NOT the proper way to eat cereal. As if any sane person would put the cereal into a bowl, then pour milk over it. Way to guarantee yourself a miserable SOGGY bowl of cereal. Yum.

This tip also assumes you don't eat Sugar Corn Pops, er, Corn Pops, the "sugar" part gone the way of the dodo in this "healthy" breakfast world. The Corn Pops would be staler than a two week old loaf of bread.

Ick.

Stale and soggy cereal?

No thanks. I'll pass on this tip, and eat my yogurt cold and my oatmeal hot, thankyouverymuch.

Oh, and the "coffee" part? Yeah, that would be the other K in the house. The one not getting organized.