How to Park

Okay, this is how you park cars in a busy lot:

Rule 1

Every other car reverses in

Every other car reversing in means that the driver's sides of the cars are facing each other. This is important with the next rule.

Rule 2

Every car parks close to the passenger side

Parking close to the passenger side means there is more room on the driver side of the parking space. If rule 1 is followed, there is enough space for most people to easily exit the car, without dinging up the cars parked next to their own cars.

Rule 3

Back out for passenger side access

If you have passengers in your car, hooray! you're not a solo driver! Back out of the space to grant access to the passenger side doors.

Follow these rules for easier parking, fewer dents, and less frustration with the HUGE GIANT VEHICLES F'ING PARKING IN COMPACT SPOTS. A'holes, you don't fit in the compact spots, park elsewhere or get a smaller car. Like you need all that space. Sports, my foot.