Scalzi-inspired Stories
In which I spend no more than 20 minutes writing stories using Scalzi's Next Band Names as the story premises.
| Deplorable Limerick | 2015-04-06 05:34 |
| Amish Mugshots | 2015-02-15 14:52 |
| Robot Pitchfork | 2014-07-03 19:17 |
| Portland Hotel Showers | 2014-07-02 17:30 |
| Deus Sex Machina | 2014-07-01 18:59 |
| Cinnadouche | 2014-06-30 19:17 |
| Pinwheel Nostrils | 2014-01-01 18:26 |
| Weird Sexy Man Hug | 2013-06-28 10:28 |
| Viscous Childhood | 2013-03-12 19:56 |
| Chapstick the Cat | 2013-03-06 08:34 |
| Chocolate Suggestion | 2013-02-01 21:04 |
| Burp Sponge | 2013-01-31 20:14 |
| Vermin Tornadoes | 2013-01-14 10:01 |
| Less Than Three | 2013-01-13 22:15 |
| Beat me by Seven Seconds | 2013-01-12 11:58 |
| Laundry Czar | 2013-01-07 22:19 |
| Condemned Milk | 2013-01-06 16:33 |
| Tempura Fugitive | 2013-01-05 20:22 |
| One Day of Dumb | 2012-02-04 20:48 |
| Every Single Pencil | 2012-01-22 20:48 |
| Hooker Socks | 2012-01-21 20:48 |
| Outbreak of Horses | 2012-01-20 14:14 |
| Snowmen Can’t Fly | 2012-01-19 20:48 |
| Cavity Search Engine | 2012-01-18 14:49 |
| Spring-Loaded Uncle | 2012-01-17 15:12 |
| Assembled Ferret Skeleton | 2012-01-16 18:19 |
| Bacon Tuxedo | 2012-01-15 10:49 |
| Profuse Chocolate | 2012-01-14 20:49 |
| Cookies in Prison | 2012-01-13 20:39 |
| Hate Shark | 2012-01-12 22:39 |
| Clarified Blather | 2012-01-11 21:48 |
| The Exploding Churros | 2012-01-10 20:49 |
| Competitive Badger Grooming | 2012-01-09 20:49 |
| The Mime Tasters | 2012-01-08 12:30 |
| Fifteen Dollars | 2012-01-07 20:39 |
| Chicken Rapture | 2012-01-06 20:39 |
| Sam Without Pants | 2012-01-05 20:32 |
| Peripheral Turbulence | 2012-01-04 20:30 |
| Muttonchop Neil | 2012-01-03 00:58 |
| Love Smears | 2012-01-02 21:56 |
| Jazz Glands | 2012-01-01 22:51 |